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Sydney Dalton’s initials are “STD”
I guess that’s why we can’t get rid of her.
omfg.
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friend: Oh my god I love this celebrity so much! He's so hot and - aw man. He's already 21. Ugh why are all the good men so old.
me: OH YES HE'S ONLY 35. I WANNA LICK HIM.
me: OH YES HE'S ONLY 35. I WANNA LICK HIM.
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me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????
me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????
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Remember when Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a blind guy?
(Source: theinexplicablecat, via allyouneedisagoodlaugh)
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So it’s summer, right?
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me: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it
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Suppressing all the screams in my body right now. Fighting tears.
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